Rove’s Ailing Punditry (Limerick)

Apparently, Karl Rove’s election night histrionics pushed Roger Ailes too far. Rove’s been benched.

…Ailes has issued a new directive to his staff: He wants the faces associated with the election off the air — for now. For Karl Rove and Dick Morris — a pair of pundits perhaps most closely aligned with Fox’s anti-Obama campaign — Ailes’s orders mean new rules. Ailes’s deputy, Fox News programming chief Bill Shine, has sent out orders mandating that producers must get permission before booking Rove or Morris.

Karl Rove’s Ailing Punditry (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Roger Ailes appears sick of Rove’s failin’
To get anything right, so he’s bailin’:
Fox News has been told
Not to book that old scold.
But alas, Fox still carries Ms. Palin.

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3 Responses to “Rove’s Ailing Punditry (Limerick)”

  1. Mike Moulton says:

    I hope that the Tea party’s noting
    the efforts that they were promoting
    to end “voter fraud”
    were just a facade
    to keep their opponents from voting.

  2. Tumblewords says:

    It’s a circle shoot – gotta love it!

  3. madkane says:

    I certainly love it. :)

    Fun limerick, Mike.