Posts Tagged ‘Adam Schiff’

Limerick Ode To Adam Schiff

Thursday, June 22nd, 2023

Headline: “House GOP votes to censure Schiff over role in Trump investigations”

Adam Schiff has been censured? So what!
It’s hardly a kick in the gut
To be savaged by asses
Who lie to the masses
To placate a traitorous nut!

Trump Cronies v. Schiff (Limerick)

Thursday, March 28th, 2019

Headline: “Schiff smacks back at Republicans calling for him to resign”

Chairman Schiff’s under heavy attack
By many a Trump-ally hack;
From the truth they all travel
To yell: Yield the gavel!
But they’re trumped by his data-filled whack.

The Harasser-in-Chief Feels Harassed (Limerick)

Tuesday, March 5th, 2019

Headline: “Trump accuses Nadler of harassment in wide-ranging probe”

Poor Donald is feeling harassed;
All he’s done in his crime-laden past
And as president’s being
Examined. We’re seeing
The House do its job at long last.

Trump. v. Schiff (Limerick)

Monday, November 19th, 2018

Headline: “Trump Blasts ‘Little Adam Schitt’”

Boorish Trump nicknames Schiff “Adam Schitt.”
(His idea of a comedy bit?)
Churlish Donald emits
Sundry vulgar, cheap hits,
Passing juvenile schtick off as wit.