Posts Tagged ‘New York Times’
Monday, October 22nd, 2012
I’m convinced that most so-called “undecided voters” are doing it for the attention. And that includes New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has declined to endorse either Obama or Romney for president. And who voices complaints about both of them to the New York Times.
Open Limerick To Michael Bloomberg
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Mike, I have long been a fan,
But alas, you’re no longer my man:
Prez endorsement? You waffle,
Though Romney is awful.
Need attention? Find something to ban!
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Michael Bloomberg, Mitt Romney, New York Times, Undecided Voters
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Bloomberg, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
Monday, May 28th, 2012
It’s a sad day when highly respected LBJ biographer Robert Caro loses his number one New York Times non-fiction slot to his polar opposite: hit job “author” Edward Klein.
Limerick Ode To An Amateur
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The Amateur, hit job and whine
On Obama by error-prone Klein,
Has slimed up to first
On the Times list — we’re cursed:
Public taste for the facts on decline.
Tags: Amateur, Barack Obama, Best Sellers Humor, Biographers, Ed Klein, Hit Jobs, Lyndon Johnson, New York Times, Political Books, Robert Caro
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Political Books, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
Mitt Romney told the New York Times that Newt Gingrich is too “zany” to be U.S. president.
Mitt Critiques Newt (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Newt Gingrich is “zany,” says Mitt,
Which makes him for prez quite unfit.
I’m no Mitt devotee,
But I can’t help agree.
“Zany’s” best saved for toons or a skit.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Mitt Romney, New York Times, Newt Gingrich
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
I’d hoped that Maureen Dowd was all done with her Michelle Obama biceps obsession. But apparently not. In her latest column, Dowd insinuates that Michelle’s “sinewy arms” belong in the Oval.
Dear Maureen Dowd, I Don’t Like Your Tone
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Maureen, please I’m begging, enough!
Yes, the First Lady’s biceps are buff.
But I really don’t need
To constantly read
About “sinewy arms.” Stop the fluff!
Tags: Biceps, Clothing, Fashion, Fashion Police, First Lady, Maureen Dowd, Media, Michelle Obama, New York Times, Op Eds, Oval Office, Sinewy Arms
Posted in Appearance Humor, Barack Obama, Gender Politics, Maureen Dowd, Media Satire, Michelle Obama, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Social Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
Like The New York Times’ Gail Collins and so many others, I think Bush and Cheney need to take early retirement. Otherwise, by the time Obama is president, there won’t be anything left to preside over:
Dear Bush, Doesn’t Your Brush Need Clearing? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Dubya, you’re only success
Is at failure. Leave early. Egress!
We have found your replacement,
So end the debasement.
Let Obama start fixing your mess.
Tags: Bush, Cheney, Gail Collins, New York Times, Obama, Retirement, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Dick Cheney Satire, George Bush Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, White House | 4 Comments »
Dear Bush, Doesn’t Your Brush Need Clearing?
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008Like The New York Times’ Gail Collins and so many others, I think Bush and Cheney need to take early retirement. Otherwise, by the time Obama is president, there won’t be anything left to preside over:
Dear Bush, Doesn’t Your Brush Need Clearing? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Dubya, you’re only success
Is at failure. Leave early. Egress!
We have found your replacement,
So end the debasement.
Let Obama start fixing your mess.
Tags: Bush, Cheney, Gail Collins, New York Times, Obama, Retirement, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Dick Cheney Satire, George Bush Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, White House | 4 Comments »