Headline: “Trump Says the U.S. Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.”
Says the Donald, the U.S. is “full!”
As always, Trump’s trying to pull
A fast one, to stir
Up his base and deter
Immigration — Trump’s typical bull.
Headline: “Trump Says the U.S. Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.”
Says the Donald, the U.S. is “full!”
As always, Trump’s trying to pull
A fast one, to stir
Up his base and deter
Immigration — Trump’s typical bull.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Homeland Security, Immigration
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fiendish, Foolish, Fullness Ploy (Limerick)
Donald’s infamous Child-Caging Queen
Has been fired by Trump. Some might glean
That the caging is why
She’s been dumped, but (oh, my!)
Seems the Sec’s insufficiently mean.
Tags: Homeland Security, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Kirstjen Nielsen
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Kirstjen Nielsen, Buh-Bye! (Limerick)
Trump’s attempting a blackmail-insurgency:
“I’ve the right to declare an emergency.
But I WON’T do it yet.
Right now it’s a threat!” …
Which proves that there’s really no urgency.
Tags: Blackmail, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigrants, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Insurgency, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Mexico, National Emergency, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s Just-Pretend Emergency (Limerick)
Headline: “DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Blames Migrant Girl’s Death in Border Patrol Custody on Her Family”
Kirstjen Nielsen is callous and mean;
Her response to this death was obscene.
A young migrant girl dies?
Human decency’s wise!
But on blaming the parents, she’s keen.
Tags: Homeland Security, Immigration, Kirstjen Nielsen
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Headline: “Sessions cites Bible to defend immigration policies resulting in family separations”
Donald’s immigrant policy’s rough.
“Tent cities” for kids? Worse than tough!
Then there’s Sessions, who claims
Holy verse backs his aims.
When will God-fearing folks say “Enough!”?
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Tent Cities
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Child Abuse Backed By The Bible? (Limerick)
When HUD Secretary Ben Carson was criticized for conflating slaves and immigrants, he complained that his words had been misconstrued. Unfortunately, however, Carson has a long history of referring to slaves as immigrants. So he’s earned himself this limerick:
Slaves forcibly shipped to our nation
(Per Ben Carson’s REPEATED conflation)
Were immigrants. Wow!
Offensive? And how!
Has his brain suffered O2 privation?
Tags: Ben Carson, Immigrants, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Slavery, Slaves
Posted in Ben Carson, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Ben Carson’s No Slave To Accuracy (Limerick)
Better Late Than Never! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Immigration and Cuba, oh my!
Net neutrality, China, oh why
Did Obama delay
His assertive display?
Welcome boldness! To meekness, goodbye!
Tags: China, Cuba, Immigration, Net Neutrality, Obama
Posted in Barack Obama, China Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Better Late Than Never! (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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