Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Tags: Bad Taste, Construction, Donald Trump, Flowers Limerick, JD Vance, Republicans Humor, RoseGarden, Roses Limerick, Trump, Vance, White House
