Posts Tagged ‘Tariffs Limerick’

My Open Limerick To Canada

Thursday, August 27th, 2026

My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!

Car-Buying Blues (Limerick)

Thursday, March 27th, 2025

Headline: “Trump Announces 25% Tariffs on Imported Cars Effective April 2” (NOTE: This includes American brands assembled abroad.)

Do you need a new car? Then don’t wait!
Buy it now! Beat that Trump-tariff date.
For despite Donald’s scorn,
Fine economists warn:
Car-price surges will soon be our fate.