Posts Tagged ‘National Security Humor’

Don’t Bother Telling Trump Intel (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 6th, 2019

The Donald says “Go back to school!”
To intel chiefs. Trump is a fool,
Who is sure he knows best
And hurls insults with zest,
Along with his drivel and drool.

Trump’s New Rule (Limerick)

Monday, July 23rd, 2018

Want to keep your security clearance?
Donald’s rule shall require adherence:
Swear you’re loy’l to Trump’s Being,
Or else you risk seeing
Your clearance’s swift disappearance.