Posts Tagged ‘Hush Money’

Trump Can Forget the “Edwards Defense” (Limerick)

Friday, December 14th, 2018

Trump’s hush money payments to gals
Is NOT a big deal, say his pals.
Trump can use the defense
That Edwards used; hence
Donald wins. (That’s their flawed rationales.)

But the “shield-wife defense” won’t apply
To Donald Trump’s pay-offs. Here’s why:
Those who made them concede
That their goal was impede
An election loss. Donald — Buh-Bye!

Limerick Ode To Michael Cohen

Thursday, May 3rd, 2018

Updated Version After Michel Cohen Is Sentenced (December 2018)

Cohen once was a Donald Trump bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
Who’d shield him from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.

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Michael Cohen is mainly a bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
To shield Donald from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.

Is Donald Doomed? (Limerick)

Tuesday, March 20th, 2018

This headline (and the column it quotes from) inspired my limerick: “How Stormy Daniels Could Doom Trump’s Presidency.”

Trump’s porn star could doom him. The key is
Donald’s sluttier and sleazier than SHE is!
He exults in his badness.
So SLUT-scorn her? Madness!
It won’t work; she’s as shameless as HE is.

Stormy Litigation (Limerick)

Wednesday, March 7th, 2018

It seems Stormy and Trump made a deal;
Pre-election, for cash she’d conceal
Their affair and much more.
Her lawyer, top drawer,
Claims it’s void. I await the reveal.

A Tale of Dueling Headlines

Thursday, January 18th, 2018

“Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Donald Trump With a Forbes Magazine”

“Trump’s Net Worth Tanks On New Forbes List Of Richest Americans”

In other words, Trump has been both literally and figuratively spanked by Forbes.