Posts Tagged ‘Stormy Daniels’

Is Donald Doomed? (Limerick)

Tuesday, March 20th, 2018

This headline (and the column it quotes from) inspired my limerick: “How Stormy Daniels Could Doom Trump’s Presidency.”

Trump’s porn star could doom him. The key is
Donald’s sluttier and sleazier than SHE is!
He exults in his badness.
So SLUT-scorn her? Madness!
It won’t work; she’s as shameless as HE is.

Stormy Litigation (Limerick)

Wednesday, March 7th, 2018

It seems Stormy and Trump made a deal;
Pre-election, for cash she’d conceal
Their affair and much more.
Her lawyer, top drawer,
Claims it’s void. I await the reveal.

No Sympathy For Melania! (Limerick)

Friday, January 26th, 2018

I don’t care if Melania’s sad,
And so what if her marriage is bad!
She married for money
And status. That “honey”
Was aware she was wedding a cad.

A Tale of Dueling Headlines

Thursday, January 18th, 2018

“Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Donald Trump With a Forbes Magazine”

“Trump’s Net Worth Tanks On New Forbes List Of Richest Americans”

In other words, Trump has been both literally and figuratively spanked by Forbes.