Posts Tagged ‘Melania Trump’

Trump’s Migrating Standards (Limerick)

Thursday, August 9th, 2018

Headline: “Melania Trump’s Parents Become U.S. Citizens, Using ‘Chain Migration’ Trump Hates”

The Donald condemns “chain migration”
To enthused and extended ovation.
Yet his wife seems quite pleased
To exploit it. It eased
Her mom and dad’s path to our nation.

More Melania Hypocrisy (Limerick)

Monday, June 25th, 2018

Headline: “Melania Trump promotes ‘kindness, compassion, and positivity’ at youth conference”

Dear Melania: You must be kidding:
Preaching kindness to kids? That ain’t fitting.
But you might tell your spouse
To stop being a louse.
I suspect, though, he won’t do your bidding.

No Sympathy For Melania! (Limerick)

Friday, January 26th, 2018

I don’t care if Melania’s sad,
And so what if her marriage is bad!
She married for money
And status. That “honey”
Was aware she was wedding a cad.

Melania’s Plaint (Limerick)

Friday, November 4th, 2016

Cyberbullying’s bad,” said Trump’s spouse.
“Kids are mean with the click of a mouse.
As First Lady, I’ll fight
To battle this blight.”
Hey lady, first clean your own house.

Limerick Ode To Melania’s Convention Speech

Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Melania’s speech was revealing;
In her push to make Donald appealing,
She stole lines from Michelle
About values. Oh well,
This confirms that both Trumps value stealing.