Posts Tagged ‘Republicans Humor’

Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

It sounds like Texas Congressman Pete Sessions could use some … uh … sessions on somebody’s couch.

… Representative Pete Sessions of Texas, may indeed face an uphill fight with his argument that Mr. Obama is not trying to create jobs. In an interview, Mr. Sessions cited rising unemployment in asserting that the administration intended to “diminish employment and diminish stock prices” as part of a “divide and conquer” strategy to consolidate power.

Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Texas Republican Sessions
Likes to conjure up lib’ral transgressions:
Claims Barack to build power
Made stocks and jobs sour.
Pete needs help from the head-shrink professions.

Which Veep Talks Too Much?

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Two Dicks

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Quaking Over Handshakes

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Karl’s Roving Standards

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

They Only Have Themselves To Blame

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Yet Another Ode To Republican Hypocrisy

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Republican Road To Remedial Math

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Email Swiped From Dick Cheney’s In-Box

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Can’t Win An Argument On The Merits? Just Use The “Distraction” Gambit.

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Steele-Buyers’ Remorse

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Ode To GOP Grovelers (Song Parody)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Quote of the Day

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

The Bully Pulpit Isn’t Enough, When You’re Dealing With Bullies

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Mad Thought Of The Day

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Hey Republicans, Go Filibuster Yourselves! (Updated)

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

No Quid? No Quo!

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

McCain & Palin: The Not Ready For Prime Time Duo

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008