Email Swiped From Dick Cheney’s In-Box

Some Republicans think Dick Cheney’s making things worse for their party. Don’t believe me? Here’s an email I managed to swipe from Cheney’s in-box:

Dear Dick Cheney, return to your cave.
The GOP’s health is quite grave,
And you’re making things worse.
Write a book or some verse
Till such time as you learn to behave.

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10 Responses to “Email Swiped From Dick Cheney’s In-Box”

  1. Thomas Auzinger says:

    How fun … a LimmerDick!

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks, Thomas!

  3. Linkmeister says:

    Hmm. This old rhyme comes to mind:

    I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
    The reason why I cannot tell;
    But this I know, and know full well,
    I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.

  4. Is it really possible for Darth Cheney to learn how to behave?

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks Mike, and Grandpa Eddie, I’d have to say NO!

  6. lamiaverita says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH….A limmerdick!!!!! Toooo funny!