Mark Sanford’s Trail … Of Hypocrisy
All the explanations for Gov. Mark Sanford’s absence — the recharging, the writing, the catching up on projects, the naked Appalachian Trail hiking — are officially inoperative. Come to think of it, Sanford did take a hike — from his obligations to his wife and family and to his constituents.
A secret Argentinean affair! Wow! You have to give the righteous Republican Brownie points for creativity:
Mark Sanford’s Trail … Of Hypocrisy (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The myst’ry of Sanford is solved.
We have learned an affair is involved.
Argentinean tryst!
Now that’s quite a twist.
Say goodbye to his Prez hopes. Dissolved!
Tags: Affairs, Argentina, Governors, Hypocrisy, Mark Sanford, Philanderers, Republicans Humor, Scandals, South Carolina, Womanizers
The myst’ry of Sanford is solved.
It finally has been resolved.
A lover he had.
His wife’s bloody mad.
Cause he thinks that he’ll be absolved.
I don’t know about limericks, but we can paraphrase Andrew Lloyd Weber:
Don’t cry for me, Carolina!
The truth is, I up and left you.
Through all the sneaking,
The weird deceptions,
I broke my promise.
What? Keep my distance?
I expect him to resign after July 4. An investigation has been launched to see if he used public funds for his sexual expedition. Another mess for the GOP.
Thanks, everyone!