Steeley Plan For Health Care

Life would be ever so much easier, if only RNC Chairman Michael Steele had Barack Obama’s gig. For instance, we’d be able to solve our health care problems in a nanosecond:

STEELE: So if it’s a cost problem, it’s easy: Get the people in a room who have the most and the most direct impact on cost, and do the deal. Do the deal. It’s not that complicated.

If it’s an access question, people don’t have access to health care, then figure out who they are, and give them access! Hello?! Am I missing something here? …

And so it’s time for yet another Michael Steele limerick:

Steeley Plan For Health Care
By Madeleine Begun Kane

U.S. health reform’s easy, says Steele.
Simply get in a room — do the deal.
Whether access or cost
Is the problem, accost
Those involved, do the deal, and get real.

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3 Responses to “Steeley Plan For Health Care”

  1. Steve Nance says:

    Bring ’em in – knock some heads – there you go!
    Problem solved. Micheal Steele tells us so.
    That great sucking sound
    Is the vacuum that’s found
    In his head, as he channels Perot.

    Well, Obama just tried it – and thus,
    After all of the interests discussed,
    A roomful of Humanas
    Emerged, singing hosanas
    To Reform! (Captive market for us.)

  2. The plane is a mess. Obama is well on his way to bankrupting the nation. All of this is far too expensive. We are well on our way to becoming a lazy, Socialist state!

  3. madkane says:

    Fun one, Steve!