Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford shouldn’t resign because he’s an unfaithful, lying, hypocrite … although he’s all that and more. He should resign because he’s a moron! Only a blithering idiot could, in one breath, publicly describe his lover as his “soul mate” and, in the next breath, vow to salvage his marriage and fall back in love with his wife, Jenny.

Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Sanford, you need to stay mum
Cuz your statements are dumb as they come.
Tell me: Why would your wife
Take you back in this life,
When your soul mate’s another? You bum!

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3 Responses to “Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford”

  1. Joyce T. says:

    Awesome commentary on a sad situation, Mad.

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks, Joyce!

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks, Rob. I do target Dems from time to time… when they’re sleazy or cowardly or acting too much like Republicans. :)