Flailin’ Palin

Help! I can’t keep those Republican governors straight. For instance, why is Sarah Palin giving up her Alaska Governor gig? Some sort of wildlife scandal involving “dead fish” and a “lame duck?”

Flailin’ Palin (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Political blogs are atwitter
With news of Gov. Palin, the quitter.
Is it scandal or plans
To join prez also-rans?
Once aglitter, she’s GOP litter.

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7 Responses to “Flailin’ Palin”

  1. Steve Bates says:

    Over Sarah the GOPers have spats?
    At each other they’re swinging their bats?
    Aw, forget all the twitter;
    The glitter don’t fit ‘er.
    Try litter… it’s better for cats!

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! Thanks for joining in, Steve!

  3. Gail Kent says:

    Poor Sarah was all a-flinchin’
    Cause MJ was getting all the attention
    So she staged an announcement
    About her unfair denouncement
    Now she can go home and stop birth prevention.

  4. Chris says:

    May I submit a haiku?

    Oh Sarah Palin,
    You will prove Darwin was wrong,
    Any way you can.

  5. Chris, I don’t get the Darwin reference.

  6. madkane says:

    Thanks Gail and Chris!

  7. She is not the future of the Republican Party. She should go bake cookies and be done with politics.