Run, Newt, Run!

Oh goody — Newt Gingrich is exploring the possibility of maybe, conceivably running for president. Either that, or it’s yet another of his book publicity stunts:

Run, Newt, Run! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Newt, I don’t care if you run—
Changed my mind — a Newt run would be fun.
Your divorces and scams
And your ethical jams—
I can’t wait to see just how they’re spun.

(More Newt Gingrich humor here.)

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2 Responses to “Run, Newt, Run!”

  1. Hansi says:

    Newt, Newt, who was such an old coot
    Couldn’t wait to wear the president’s suit
    He had nine lives
    Not to mention three wives
    And was a liar and hypocrite to boot.

  2. madkane says:

    Fun one, Hansi!