Newt Strikes Out Again
I really have to give Newt Gingrich credit — he’s consistent in his visceral hatred for all things Obama. Here’s Newt’s latest gem of a quote in response to President Obama’s reelection campaign announcement:
“Here’s a president who 18 months before the election is going to use his office to extort contributions on a scale we’ve never seen before,” Gingrich said in New Hampshire where he addressed the Institute of Politics at St. Anselm College in Manchester. “He’s in effect trying to create a Chicago style machine for the whole country with a billion dollars.”
That brings me to my latest limerick:
Newt Strikes Out Again
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Here’s another new Newt-think contortion —
(Newt’s brain cells seem packed with distortion.)
He was fine when Prez Bush
Had a fund-raising push.
Let a Dem do the same? It’s extortion.
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Fund Raising, Newt Gingrich
I was hooked at “Newt-think contortion”. Funny, biting, and clever. Thanks.
Good ol’ Newt has nine lives
Not to mention three wives
He’s now having a fit,
Too bad he won’t quit,
Cause we’re all getting sick and tired of his lies.
Thanks so much Mr. Walker for your enthusiastic words and Hansi for your verse!
And I thought newts had relatively short lifespans. Oh well.
:)