That Newt’s A Beaut (Limerick)

I have very mixed feelings about Obama’s handling of Libya and U.S. involvement in military operations against Muammar Gaddafi’s Libya. But unlike Newt Gingrich, I don’t routinely contradict myself on the topic, while pretending to think about running for president.

That Newt’s A Beaut
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Newt Gingrich is caught in a bind
Cuz he can’t resist changing his mind.
Unable to choose
From his Libyan views,
He’s had lots of them — all ill-defined.

There’s a method behind Newt’s mad song:
It’s condemning Obama as wrong.
If Obama should do
What Newt counsels, on cue
Mister Newt to that view says “So long.”

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4 Responses to “That Newt’s A Beaut (Limerick)”

  1. Hansi says:

    Those were great! Ya nailed that big fat hypocrite. I cant’ believe some Republicans are seriously thinking of him for a presidential run. But then again, those folks always prefer their preaching be directed solely to the Choir.

  2. David says:


    thank you

  3. brenda w says:

    You go Mad Kane! Bravo!!

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks so much Hansi, David, and Brenda!