Newt Still Lying After All These Years (Limerick)
The headline of this story says it all: “Newly recovered court files cast doubt on Gingrich version of first divorce.”
Newt Still Lying After All These Years (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Newt, on your web site you claim
That divorce was your wife Jackie’s aim.
But the County Clerk files
Show you’re lying by miles.
You brought suit. She objected to same.
Tags: Divorce, GOP Lies, Jackie Gingrich, Newt Gingrich
Newt “the historian” can’t revise that one. What a cad.
Cross-posting… hopefully…
‘Tis my fervent desire, dear Newt,
That the polity follows your suit
And dispenses with you,
As you did to wives, two,
With an unceremonious boot!
Almost too easy a get, but it does have truth as a defense: “But he would not be convicted by a jury of his peers.”
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Good limerick, Nan. Thanks! And thanks for your comments Hansi and Nothstine!