Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)
The South Carolina primary is tomorrow, and Newt Gingrich’s poll numbers are picking up steam.
Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It appears that Newt Gingrich may win
Tomorrow, to Romney’s chagrin.
Just imagine the gloating
Right after the voting!
If this happens, will Mitt take to gin?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Political Polls, Presidential Campaign Humor, Republican Primary, South Carolina
Rhetoric takes precedent over slime in the GOP.
Mitt Romney’s primary woes
may come to a thundering close
if he’d get on the carriage
and open his marriage.
And ‘queer eye’ his way stodgy clothes.
This election is quite the news
this race is now Romney’s to lose
But whomever may win
In November they’ll spin
As the country gets painted in blues
dear Mad, i’m so glad that you write
to brighten our day and ournight
please do not get mad
‘cuz my speling is bad
— for mad Mad would staunch my delight
if @ first i don’t succeed …
REPUBLICAN BLESSINGS
Newt may be better than all the rest
to face Obama, southerners guessed,
but what does that say
of sin and then pray
for full pardon once you have confessed.
It is a relief and a delight, that I can now contribute to your FB site, using my AOL connection. That is a change! I always read your wit, and long to contribute…
Mitt Romney for president?
Thanks everyone for your kind comments and thanks VJBinCT , Say What, Elijah, and Gerald for your fun verse.