Fretting About Fetterman (Limerick)
WSJ: “Behind Closed Doors, John Fetterman Shows Little Interest in the Work of a Senator”
Former staffers report that John Fetterman
Isn’t one of our DC go-getter men:
He’s lost int’rest in doing
His job. (Cue the booing.)
I’m stewing! The Dems need much better men!
Tags: John Fetterman, Senate Democrats
“He’s a maverick,” say some to excuse him.
But his voters reply, “Time to lose him.”
If he doesn’t resign,
Then it’s perfectly fine
For a primary foe to defuse him.
-A disaffected constituent
Sounds like a good plan!
Nice limerick, Fred!