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Beware The Wrath Of Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Newt Gingrich is on the warpath against Mitt Romney, just as he promised after being decimated by pro-Romney ads in Iowa. And Newt’s latest South Carolina primary video ad is packed with goodies.

One of my favorites is Romney’s “dog on the roof of his car” escapade. But there’s lots more, including “I like being able to fire people…,” “Corporations are people,” “I’m running for president for pete’s sake, I can’t have illegals,” and “10,000 bet.”

And that’s not even Newt’s only anti-Romney video. Another one hits Romney on his abortion rights hypocrisy.

A vindictive Newt isn’t a pretty picture.

Beware The Wrathful Newt (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Newt Gingrich is on the attack.
His mission’s to Mitt Romney whack.
Revenge is his quest,
And he seeks it with zest.
Yes, the meanie we know has come back.

Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt “I’m Not Rich” Gingrich

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Romney’s “Robin Hood In Reverse” Tax Plan

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Barney Frank

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

A Cautionary Election Year Limerick

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Newt Still Lying After All These Years (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

PolitiFiction Limerick

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Math-Challenged Perry

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Mitt Critiques Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Newt’s Pledge (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Mitt’s Losing Bet (Limerick)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Gunning for Gingrich (Limerick)

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Huntsman Changes His Climate Change Tune (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

“Newtering” Mitt (Limerick)

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Herman Cain’s Gone, But The Mockery Carries On (Limerick)

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Newt “The Thinker” Gingrich

Friday, December 2nd, 2011