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The Poetry Of Rudy Giuliani

Did you know that Rudy Giuliani is a poet?  Me neither.  So I was really surprised to unearth the poetry of Rudy Giuliani. Here are six poems I found in the Rudy Reader:

Police the skies.
Cede to lawful authority.
The era of fear.

America needs to be defended.
This is not the product of accident.
This is a business.
This is the product of design.

Freedom is about authority.
I hate to toot my own horn,
But that’s what I’m good at.

Chinese people always skinny, never fat.
Who knows why those things happen?

You have less of a chance of being murdered,
Mugged, beaten or robbed here,
Than just about any place in any large city in Texas.
Thank God George Bush is our President.
Let’s now make this kind of a permanent condition.

Yes, I’m running.
Relax and deal with it.

(Editor’s Note Regarding Rudy’s “Found Poetry”:  All the above words came out of Rudy Giuliani’s mouth, although not necessarily in the order presented. For more info about “found poetry” check out this post.)

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8 Responses to “The Poetry Of Rudy Giuliani”

  1. cloudscome Says:

    Good Lord, deliver us. This clears up a lot! You ought to do this for every candidate. We all ought to, and compare poems.

  2. Carnival of Satire (#87) | The Skwib Says:

    […] Madeleine Begun Kane has found the “found” Poetry Of Rudy Giuliani. Would it be possible to un-find it Mad? […]

  3. mentalmosaic Says:

    That’s hilarious! I agree with cloudscome, I want to see this for all the candidates before I cast my vote. ;)

  4. Sara Says:

    I hate to toot my own horn,
    But that’s what I’m good at.

    LMAO! Fantastic complilation.

  5. Deborah Says:

    Absolutely love this!

  6. I’m A Pundit Too | Carnival of Political Punditry - November 18, 2007 Says:

    […] Madeleine Begun Kane presents The Poetry Of Rudy Giuliani posted at Mad Kane’s Political Madness. […]

  7. A. Decker Says:

    Jeezis! This is why I don’t vote. All you did is take out the spinny bullshit. Seriously, funny. Came through the Quotes carnival.

  8. madkane Says:

    Thanks, everyone!

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