The Poetry Of Rudy Giuliani
Did you know that Rudy Giuliani is a poet? Me neither. So I was really surprised to unearth the poetry of Rudy Giuliani. Here are six poems I found in the Rudy Reader:
Police the skies.
Cede to lawful authority.
The era of fear.
America needs to be defended.
This is not the product of accident.
This is a business.
This is the product of design.
Freedom is about authority.
I hate to toot my own horn,
But that’s what I’m good at.
Chinese people always skinny, never fat.
Who knows why those things happen?
You have less of a chance of being murdered,
Mugged, beaten or robbed here,
Than just about any place in any large city in Texas.
Thank God George Bush is our President.
Let’s now make this kind of a permanent condition.
Yes, I’m running.
Relax and deal with it.
(Editor’s Note Regarding Rudy’s “Found Poetry”: All the above words came out of Rudy Giuliani’s mouth, although not necessarily in the order presented. For more info about “found poetry” check out this post.)
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November 3rd, 2007 at 6:25 am
Good Lord, deliver us. This clears up a lot! You ought to do this for every candidate. We all ought to, and compare poems.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:01 am
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November 8th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
That’s hilarious! I agree with cloudscome, I want to see this for all the candidates before I cast my vote.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:56 am
I hate to toot my own horn,
But that’s what I’m good at.
LMAO! Fantastic complilation.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Absolutely love this!
November 19th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
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January 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Jeezis! This is why I don’t vote. All you did is take out the spinny bullshit. Seriously, funny. Came through the Quotes carnival.
January 7th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Thanks, everyone!