Is This What We Need? What We Really Really Need? (Limerick)

Is This What We Need? What We Really Really Need? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A vibrator necklace is handy
When you’re feeling a little bit randy
And no one’s on hand–
You’re alone and unmanned.
Failing that, reach for candy and brandy.

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And yes, you really can buy a sex toy vibrator necklace.

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