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Happy New Year Edition (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner plus the Honorable Mentions.)

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, and cleverness. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, you can find some helpful resources listed here.)

I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner right before I post next week’s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse.

I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

As the new year approaches, men swear…*

or

As the new year approaches, gals swear…*

*(Minor variations to my first lines are acceptable, but rhyme words may not be altered.)

Here’s my limerick:

Limerick For The New Year
By Madeleine Begun Kane

As the new year approaches, men swear
That they’ll finally end their affair.
They’ll diet, work out,
Learn to ski, buy some grout.
What’s their chance of success? Not a pray’r!

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.

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New Year’s Resolutions Haiku

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Holidayitis

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Dear Merchants (Limerick)

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Edible Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

National Nut Day — No Baloney! (Limerick)

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Depressing Haiku of the Day

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Mathematical Cat Fight (Happy Tau Day — June 28th)

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Just In Time For Father’s Day

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

Wedding Anniversary Limerick

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Memorial Day

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

I Blame Edward Lear!

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Happy Limerick Day — May 12th (Acrostic Limerick)

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

A Limerick About Nothing

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Macaronic Limerick

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Dear Emily Dickinson, Please Forgive Me

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

Limerick Lament

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Ready, Set, Versify!

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Limerick Ode To National Poetry Month

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Ode To Breakfast (and a Caffeinated Haiku)

Friday, March 25th, 2011