World Snake Day Limerick (July 16)

Happy World Snake Day! (July 16)

A man was beginning to grasp
The danger of bites from an asp.
A thought bubble snaked
Through his brainwaves half-baked:
“Pet asp? I’m an ass!” — his last gasp!

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3 Responses to “World Snake Day Limerick (July 16)”

  1. Ken Gosse says:

    A Sign Above the Door of an Old Dublin Inn ~
    There are Lim’ricks in Ireland no more,
    ‘cause St. Pat swept them all out the door.
    “They’re a Leprechaun’s curse
    And could be nothing worse!”
    Please watch out for the snakes on the floor.

  2. Ken Gosse says:

    A Corny Story ~
    A butcher once butchered a snake,
    Which a baker decided to bake.
    They put it on sticks
    At the Fair, just for kicks.
    The first corndogs were just a mistake.

  3. Ken Gosse says:

    Feeling Drained ~
    I searched for a snake in my shed,
    Then all dirty, I climbed into bed.
    In the morning I found it
    Then down my drain wound it.
    Today, I can shower instead.