Archive for the ‘Spam Humor’ Category

Dear Spammer Dude

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

My blog comment spam problems aren’t nearly bad as they used to be, due to an anti-spam WordPress Plugin I raved about previously. But I still have to scan pending comments for spam, and certain things are a dead give away:

Dear Spammer Dude (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Spammers, don’t call me a “dude.”
I’m a gal, so that sounds rather rude.
My pic makes this clear,
So your “dude” usage, dear,
Proves your post should be promptly eschewed.

Facebook Straits (Updated — The Saga Continues)

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

My Advice To Spammers (Limerick)

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Email Hell (Limerick & Haiku Prompt)

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Me Gamble? No Dice!

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Spam Haiku

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Captured By CAPTCHA

Monday, May 21st, 2007

A Spam Filter That Really Works Would Be Nice

Saturday, March 10th, 2007