Me Gamble? No Dice!
Something tells me that writing this post amounts to begging for more spam. If so, I’ll just have to post some extra spam haiku.
But getting back to today’s joker of a topic, last year, when my husband Mark and I vacationed in Las Vegas, Mark gambled away twenty bucks — tops, and I didn’t gamble at all. Okay, I did get on a plane, but other than that…
And that brings me to today’s limerick:
Me Gamble? No Dice!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
You should never play cards on a lark
With a Vegas-style card-wielding shark.
Whether blackjack or poker,
Don’t deal with a joker
And gamble at being a mark.[tags]Gambling Verse, Gaming Poem, Last Vegas, Blackjack, Poker, Card Humor, Card Sharks, Weekend Wordsmith[/tags]
what fun!!! a pleasure as always!!!!
Very cute! And too true, too.
Thanks paisley and Susan!
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