Spam Haiku
Sometimes spam frustrates me so much, that I’m forced to turn it into haiku. How do I do it? I simply mix and match phrases from various annoying email solicitations and turn them into Spam Haiku. Here are some examples:
My college pictures
Enhance your anatomy.
Proven effective.
New technology.
Frustration and hopelessness.
Xanax, Valium.
Amazing orgies.
Pictures are hard to believe.
Are you strong enough?
Play Texas Hold’em.
Your future is in your hands.
Never type again.
Large screen DVD.
Is your husband performing?
Big trading alert.
Stocks in an up trend.
Best pain reliever ever.
Be happy again.
Be a love hammer.
Penis enlargement breakthrough.
You can split and merge.
Pelvic pain is real.
Computers are infected.
Contact our doctors.[tags]Spam, Haiku, Annoying Email, Spam Poetry, Spam Verse[/tags]
v cool haiku.
bob on!
Thanks, Bob!
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Excellent idea and they work well too. I think I might give this a try, though I fear i could become addicted…
Thanks CGP! I’m afraid I had to quit cold turky. :) But I may very well write some more.
These are very clever! I will look at spam in a new way from now on. Thanks!
Yeah! What cloudscome said. I’ve never been here before. You’re mischievous, aren’t you?
Thanks Cloudscome and A Decker! And yes, A Decker, I try to be. :)