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Spam Haiku

Sometimes spam frustrates me so much, that I’m forced to turn it into haiku.  How do I do it?  I simply mix and match phrases from various annoying email solicitations and turn them into Spam Haiku.  Here are some examples:

My college pictures
Enhance your anatomy.
Proven effective.

New technology.
Frustration and hopelessness.
Xanax, Valium.

Amazing orgies.
Pictures are hard to believe.
Are you strong enough?

Play Texas Hold’em.
Your future is in your hands.
Never type again.

Large screen DVD.
Is your husband performing?
Big trading alert.

Stocks in an up trend.
Best pain reliever ever.
Be happy again.

Be a love hammer.
Penis enlargement breakthrough.
You can split and merge.

Pelvic pain is real.
Computers are infected.
Contact our doctors.

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7 Responses to “Spam Haiku”

  1. bob says:
    September 18, 2007 at 9:28 am

    v cool haiku.

    bob on!

  2. madkane says:
    September 21, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    Thanks, Bob!

  3. Crafty Green Poet says:
    October 15, 2007 at 6:18 am

    Excellent idea and they work well too. I think I might give this a try, though I fear i could become addicted…

  4. madkane says:
    October 15, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    Thanks CGP! I’m afraid I had to quit cold turky. :) But I may very well write some more.

  5. cloudscome says:
    October 17, 2007 at 9:06 am

    These are very clever! I will look at spam in a new way from now on. Thanks!

  6. A. Decker says:
    October 24, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Yeah! What cloudscome said. I’ve never been here before. You’re mischievous, aren’t you?

  7. madkane says:
    October 26, 2007 at 1:23 am

    Thanks Cloudscome and A Decker! And yes, A Decker, I try to be. :)