Archive for the ‘Communication Humor’ Category
Tuesday, July 21st, 2026
Poor Stuart was feeling perplexed,
And NOT just little bit vexed
By his wife’s “Honey do
Buy me honeydew, Stu!”
(He’ll be needing a translator next.)
Tags: Communication Limerick, Fruit Humor, Marriage Limerick, Melon Humor
Posted in Communication Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Shopping Humor | No Comments »
Friday, July 3rd, 2026
“Please slow down and repeat what you said,”
A gal begged her impatient spouse Ned.
“And do NOT blame my ears:
After two or three beers,
Your words rush, veer, & tumble ahead.”
Tags: Communication Limerick, Hearing Loss limerick, Marriage Limerick
Posted in Communication Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor | No Comments »
Friday, May 1st, 2026
I prefer my food zesty and hot,
So please DON’T make me deal with a bot.
Getting humans to heed
My extreme spicy need?
Tough enough! Don’t replace them with ROT!!
Tags: Bot Limerick, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Dining Humor, Dining Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Restaurant Humor, Restaurant Limerick
Posted in Communication Humor, Computer Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Restaurant Reviews & Humor, Robot Humor, Technology Humor | No Comments »
Saturday, October 4th, 2025
When a comic expelled a loud sneeze,
His worn trousers fell down to his knees.
As he snatched them, he kvetched,
“Damn elastic’s too stretched,”
Adding “How did you like my striptease?”
Tags: Clothing Humor, Comedian Humor, Comedian Limerick, Elastic, Sneeze Humor, Sneeze Limerick, Stretching A Joke, Trousers Humor
Posted in Clothing Humor, Communication Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Jokes & One-Liners, Limericks | Comments Off on Don’t Sneeze At This Limerick
Friday, May 16th, 2025
A young fellow scrawled something quite mean
In bright orange, dark red, and lime green.
I must hasten to note
I don’t mind what he wrote.
But that color scheme? Grossly obscene!
Tags: Colors Humor, Colors Limerick, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Taste Humor, Taste Limerick
Posted in Communication Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Colorful Limerick
Friday, May 17th, 2024
A young woman who talks a blue streak,
Has a voice that’s a maddening shriek.
But although she is yappy,
Her hubby seems happy.
(It must help that the man’s an antique.)
Tags: Age Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Husband Wife Humor, Husband Wife Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Speech Humor, Speech Limerick, Voice Humor, Voice Limerick
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on The Shrieker (Limerick)
Sunday, May 12th, 2024
“You are so out of touch,” said the teen
To his mother, “and also you’re mean!”
“I do not like your tone,”
She said, seizing his phone.
“And now YOU’RE out of touch. No more screen!”
Tags: Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Holiday Humor, Holiday Limerick, Mothers Day Humor, Mothers Day Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Phone Humor, Phone Limerick, Smart Phone Humor, Smart Phone Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Telephone Humor, Telephone Limerick, Telephone Verse
Posted in Children Humor, Communication Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Holiday Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, December 19th, 2023
“Let’s circle back later,” they say.
That phrase tries my patience, so NAY!
It’s a roundabout ploy
To evade and annoy…
Plus I’m dizzy. The answer’s NO WAY!
Tags: Circle Back, Communication Humor, Communication Limericks, Communications Limerick, Irritations
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on A Maddening Phrase (Limerick)
Saturday, August 26th, 2023
I gawked at a gent just last night,
Who judiciously broke up a fight
By emitting one bellow.
Seems each drunken fellow
On hearing the judge, saw the light.
Tags: Alcohol, Bar Humor, Brawling Humor, Drinking Limerick, Fight Humor, Intoxication Humor, Judge Humor, Judge Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Bar Fight (Limerick)
Friday, August 25th, 2023
There’s a neighbor I try not to meet.
When I spot him, I’ll dart down the street,
For the man’s never terse,
And with chapter and verse
About topics diverse, he’s replete.
Tags: Bores Humor, Bores Limerick, Neighbors Humor, Neighbors Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Limericks, Neighbors Humor | Comments Off on The Local Know-It-All (Limerick)
Friday, June 16th, 2023
Said a grad student, seething, “I reckoned
That I’d surely be first, and not second.
My exam’s been mismarked!”
The peeved prof sternly barked:
“Your ego’s remarkably fecund!”
Tags: Argument Humor, Argument Limerick, Education Humor, Education Limerick, Exam Humor, Exam Limerick, Professors, Students Humor
Posted in Communication Humor, Education & School Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on A Testy Exchange (Limerick)
Sunday, June 11th, 2023
I like dining on Asian cuisine,
Cooked with chicken or beef that is lean,
While chewing the fat
In a this-and-that chat
At our house. (I’ve the stay-at-home gene.)
Tags: Asian Food, Beef Humor, Chicken Humor, Conversation Humor, Genetics Humor, Home Limerick, House & Home, Spicy Food
Posted in Communication Humor, Food & Drink Humor, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Restaurant Reviews & Humor | Comments Off on Food Leanings (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 17th, 2023
A con man would speak off the cuff,
Spouting all sorts of nonsense and guff.
Loyal crowds stretched for blocks.
“You should come host for Fox,”
Said a staffer. “You’ve got the right stuff!”
Tags: Audience Humor, Audience Limerick, Cable News, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Con Man Humor, Fox Humor, Fox TV Humor, Fraud Humor, Liar Limerick, Media Limerick, Media Outlets, News Humor, News Limerick, Speech Humor, Speech Limerick, Speeches
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Business Humor, Communication Humor, Media Humor, News Humor, Stupidity Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on The Con Man (Limerick)
Monday, March 20th, 2023
I used to speak French fairly well,
But my accent is no longer belle,
And my “je ne sais quoi”
Is reduced to a blah.
(That damn phrase is a struggle to spell!)
(Happy UN French Language Day! — March 20)
Tags: French Humor, French Language Day, French Limerick, March Holidays, Odd Holidays, UN, UN French Language Day, United Nations
Posted in Communication Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Memory Humor, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Pardon My French! (Limerick)
Monday, October 17th, 2022
My new boss and I get along well.
What’s our secret? We both never tell
One another our views
On religion and news.
(I suspect, though, he’s going to hell.)
*****
Happy National Boss Day!
Tags: Bad Bosses, Boss Day, Boss Humor, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, National Boss Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Work Humor, Workplace & Career Humor, Workplace Diplomacy, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Business Humor, Communication Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on The Key To Getting Along (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2022
A mother-to-be gave a shiver.
Her whole body was soon all-aquiver.
She sobbed: “As predicted,
My diet’s restricted.
Doc told me it’s time to de-liver.”
Tags: Confusion Humor, Confusion Limerick, Diet Humor, Diet Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Maternity Humor, Maternity Limerick, Miscommunication Humor
Posted in Communication Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on The Confused Mom-To-Be (Limerick)
Sunday, August 7th, 2022
Sometimes, when I play with a new-to-me word, I get a bit silly:
“What color’s your purse?” asked a nurse.
“A deep purple?” The answer: “It’s ‘perse!’”
“Yes, I know. But what shade
Is your pocketbook’s suede?”
“I said ‘perse!’” (Plus a colorful curse.)
Tags: Colors Humor, Colors Limerick, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Fashion Humor, Fashion Limerick, Homonym Humor, Homonym Limericks, Homonym Poems, Homonyms, Homophone Limericks, Homophone Poems, Homophones, Perse, Wordplay Humor, Wordplay Limerick
Posted in Communication Humor, Fashion Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Wordplay | 2 Comments »
