Archive for the ‘Health Verse’ Category
Sunday, March 14th, 2010
Are you as sick as I am of our twice-yearly clock-adjustment ritual? Do you think, as I do, that we have more than enough daylight and that there’s no need to save any?
I’m sorry, but my internal clock is sufficiently confused and doesn’t need Daylight Savings Time to make my chronic insomnia even worse. And I’m inclined to clock the next person who reminds me to change my damn clocks.
Save Me From Daylight Savings Time (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My natural clock is a mess.
Just thinking of sleep gives me stress.
Spring forward—fall back
Makes me more out of whack.
So I don’t change my clocks — I just guess.
Tags: Clocks Limerick, Daylight Savings Time, DST Humor, Insomnia Humor, Time Verse
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor, Mobile Web, Seasons Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
Tags: Art Limerick, Digestion Humor, Dinner Humor, Fart Limerick, Greed Humor, Inheritance Humor, Money Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Smell Humor | 11 Comments »
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Tags: Aspirin, Bleeding Ulcers, Health Limericks, Medication Humor, Science Satire, Scientific Studies, Scientists, Strokes
Posted in Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Science Humor | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
Tags: Assumption of Risk, Clumsiness Verse, Embarrassing Experiences, Folding Chair Dangers, Trip & Fall Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Clumsiness Humor, Dance Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | 3 Comments »
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Tags: Health Risks, Heart Attack Poetry, Mother-in-Law Humor, New York Weather, Seasonal Verse, Shoveling Snow, Snow Storm Poem, Snow Verse, Weather Poem, Winter Limerick
Posted in Chores Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 6 Comments »
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
Tags: Comfort Humor, Fashion Verse, Feet Humor, Height Poem, High Heels Humor, Shoes Limerick
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Fashion Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Physical Appearance, Walking Humor | 4 Comments »
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Tags: Ballroom Dance, Dance Classes, Dancing Humor, Exercise Humor, Rumba, Swing
Posted in Dance Humor, Education & School Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Health Verse, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Recreation & Fun Humor | 8 Comments »
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Tags: Depression, Empty Nest Syndrome, Family, House & Home, Husbands, Limericks, Mental Health, Parenting, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor | 19 Comments »
Friday, May 22nd, 2009
Tags: Argument, Curse, Fight, Health, Nurse
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 4 Comments »
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Tags: Bills, Doctors, Health, Law, Medicine, Money, Patients, Wills
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | No Comments »
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Tags: Biking, Cell Phone, Multitasking, Outdoors, Sports, Texting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Recreation & Fun Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
Tags: Aging, Brooklyn, Classes, Exercise, New York City, Toning, Wrinkles, Yoga
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Aging Humor & Verse, Health Verse, Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Physical Appearance | 3 Comments »
