A Difficult Patient (Limerick)
“I must find a new doc for my back.
I need pain pills! Instead, I get flack:
Claims I hunch when I sit.
The guy DOESN’T know shit!
I’ve a hunch my damn doctor’s a quack!”
“I must find a new doc for my back.
I need pain pills! Instead, I get flack:
Claims I hunch when I sit.
The guy DOESN’T know shit!
I’ve a hunch my damn doctor’s a quack!”
Tags: Back Pain Humor, Doctor Humor, Doctor Limericks
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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