Seeing Red (Limerick)
“I was floored when I saw how he looked;
He’s so florid, you’d swear he’d been cooked.
Is it fever? The sun?
Is it both, or just one?
I sure hope that a doctor’s been booked!”
“I was floored when I saw how he looked;
He’s so florid, you’d swear he’d been cooked.
Is it fever? The sun?
Is it both, or just one?
I sure hope that a doctor’s been booked!”
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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