Posts Tagged ‘Facebook Limerick’

Yet Another Facebook Rant

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

If Facebook’s trying to annoy its users, it’s doing a really good job of it.

Lots of people (including me) have been wondering why their Facebook posts have been getting fewer comments and “likes.” Turns out that most people aren’t seeing the latest posts. Why? Because the “powers that be” at Facebook are morons!

To be more specific, Facebook’s News Feed default setting is now delivering old posts, referred to in polite company as “Highlighted Posts.” Want to see fresh posts, like a normal, sane person? Then you have to click on “Sort” and then select “Recent Stories First.”

To make matters worse, selecting “Recent Stories First” must be done routinely. Why? Because Facebook doesn’t allow you to permanently change its “Ancient Stories That You’re Really Sick Of & Never Want To See Again” default.

My Facebook rant wouldn’t be complete without a limerick, would it?

Yet Another Facebook Rant
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Facebook, I wish you would halt
Your News Feed’s annoying default:
It’s simply not sporting
To make us do sorting
To see posts that are fresh. Oy gevalt!

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Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Limerick Ode To Facebook’s Dizzying Changes

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

A Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane

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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

A Poke In The Facebook

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Ode To AWOL Faces On Facebook

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The Social Network (Limerick Review)

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Feed Needs

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010