Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick)

Every time I sign on to Facebook, I’m confronted by stupid questions from Facebook, meant to prompt me to post. Alas, they’re more likely to prompt me to scream.

Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Facebook, don’t ask how I’m doing,
Or feeling or even what’s brewing.
“How’s it going?” will rile me.
Don’t try to beguile me
With gimmicks, or brace for some booing.

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4 Responses to “Dear Facebook: Enough With The Questions! (Limerick)”

  1. Beth Parsons says:

    Please tell us how you really feel
    Just open up and make it real
    We need a handy reference
    Ads tailored to your preference
    Give stock to our matchmaking deal.

  2. Susan says:

    Love it. You speak my mind. I want to post it to facebook!

  3. Rachel says:

    Well put. I find those questions really annoying and want to talk back to them every time I sign in! Of course, then that would prove their annoying change works, so I don’t. :P

  4. madkane says:

    LOL! And thanks everyone for your comments in verse and prose!