Motivational efforts by bosses,
When done thoughtlessly lead to large losses:
Gifting over-priced gin
As the “carrot’s” no win,
If the staffer has given up “sauces.”
Tags: Drinking Humor, Drinking Limerick, Motivational Humor, Workplace Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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