“Going out for a snack — a Big Mac,”
Said the man to his wife. “Be right back.”
“No you won’t! Don’t you dare,”
Said his wife, “or your bear
Of a mom shall be giving you flack!”
Tags: Food Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Mothers Humor, Mothers Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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