“Going out for a snack — a Big Mac,”
Said the man to his wife. “Be right back.”
“No you won’t! Don’t you dare,”
Said his wife, “or your bear
Of a mom shall be giving you flack!”
Posts Tagged ‘Mothers Limerick’
The “Weapon” (Limerick)
Sunday, August 2nd, 2026The Engagement (Limerick)
Friday, April 25th, 2025When my boyfriend proposed, mom was pleased:
“No returns, no exchanges,” she teased.
She was thrilled with our match,
For she thought him a catch…
And her “old maid” concerns were appeased.
