Posts Tagged ‘Television Limerick’

My Chances Of Watching TV Are Remote

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

This week Big Tent Poetry provides a bunch of word prompts, urging us to use one or more in our poems. I used three of them in my haiku (remote, function, handle) and one in a limerick (remote.)

First, my limerick:

I’m tempted to hide the remote
From my spouse in a closet or coat,
Cuz he flicks ev’ry station
In rapid rotation.
Missing show after show gets my goat.

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And now my haiku:

Dysfunctional spouse
Wields remote ADD-style.
Wife can’t handle it.

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Ode To “Rabbit Ears”

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Super Bowl Sunday Blues

Saturday, February 6th, 2010