Be cautious, but also be brave.
Do NOT be a miser, but save.
Be proud, but don’t brag.
Be strict, but don’t nag.
Stay true to yourself . . . but behave!
Posts Tagged ‘Behavior Limerick’
Excessive Advice (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 21st, 2026The Rager (Limerick)
Saturday, September 26th, 2026A young fellow who hungered for power
Almost always looked angry; He’d glower
And he’d rage, then just stare,
But when met with a glare,
The poor delicate flower would cower.
The Flunky (Limerick)
Saturday, June 28th, 2025A young man who’s employed as a flunky
For a funky, eccentric old junky,
Is often confused
And even bemused
By commands like: “Make things dory-hunky.”
Boorish Limerick
Saturday, March 29th, 2025An old boor who believes that he’s hot
Is considered decidedly NOT.
He’s called “too cool for school”
And an “arrogant fool
With less charm than your average bot.”
The Moper (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 24th, 2024A fellow who frequently mopes,
Moaned, “Ev’rything dashes my hopes!”
He even bewailed
A self-hanging that failed:
“The NEXT time, I’m learning the ropes!”
Marriage Advice (Limerick)
Saturday, July 29th, 2023“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”
The Upbeat Boy (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 1st, 2022A glass-half-full youngster named Blair
Had trouble resisting a dare.
If he jumped from on high
And fell down, he di’n’t cry;
He’d proclaim, “I was walking on air.”
