Posts Tagged ‘Behavior Limerick’

Marriage Advice (Limerick)

Saturday, July 29th, 2023

“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”

The Upbeat Boy (Limerick)

Wednesday, June 1st, 2022

A glass-half-full youngster named Blair
Had trouble resisting a dare.
If he jumped from on high
And fell down, he di’n’t cry;
He’d proclaim, “I was walking on air.”