Posts Tagged ‘Personality Limerick’
Friday, April 10th, 2026
A “connected” curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned…
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.
Tags: Employment Humor, Employment Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Workplace Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on The Curmudgeon (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
Tags: April Holidays, Hermits, Odd Holidays, Party Day, Party Humor, Party Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Socializing Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on NOT A “Party Gal!” (Limerick)
Saturday, March 29th, 2025
An old boor who believes that he’s hot
Is considered decidedly NOT.
He’s called “too cool for school”
And an “arrogant fool
With less charm than your average bot.”
Tags: Behavior Humor, Behavior Limerick, Boors Humor, Boors Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Personality Verse
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Idiom Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Boorish Limerick
Saturday, July 29th, 2023
“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”
Tags: Advice Humor, Advice Limerick, Behavior Humor, Behavior Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Marriage Humor | Comments Off on Marriage Advice (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2023
A woman who’s bubbly and charming,
With a manner that’s outright disarming,
Will never take guff.
She’s surprisingly tough
And her bearing, when armed, is alarming.
Tags: Charm Humor, Gun Humor, Gun Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Guns & Safety Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
