Posts Tagged ‘Physical Humor’

My Unathletic Career (Limerick)

Saturday, March 16th, 2024

My endurance in gym class was poor.
I was slow, klutzy, small, and what’s more,
The mere sight of a ball
Made me duck. After all,
My two goals were “Break nothing! Don’t score!”

This Haiku Has Legs

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Two legs — once scrawny,
Now attractively muscled.
The up side of stairs.