Posts Tagged ‘Law Humor’

The Critical Ass (Limerick)

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

This woman is clearly a creative criminal:

DENVER — A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.

Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called “1957-J no.2″, by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.

The Critical Ass
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some critics can be rather tough
On art they don’t like, even rough.
But to rub your nude ass
On it seems rather crass.
Her defense? She was trying to buff.

Limerick Tale (Limerick-Off Monday)

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

Courting Acrostic Limericks

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Moody Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, May 29th, 2011

Macaronic Limerick

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Argumentative Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, April 24th, 2011

Celebrate All My Gizmos Are Working Day — March 2nd

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Suitable Verse

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Go, Conan!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Either Drive, Or Text, Okay? (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Yet Another Holiday Office Party!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Ms. Legal Person Answers Your Holiday Questions

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Weeding Out Crazy Lawsuits (Outdoor Smoking Ban Limerick)

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Edu-Gaffe

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Sparring Over Spare Time

Friday, August 25th, 2006

That’s What The Law’s About (Sing to the Hokey Pokey)

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006