Asparagus doesn’t appeal to me,
And it guts what might be a good meal to me.
Brussels sprouts can be yummy.
With brocc’li I’m chummy.
But asparagus spears are “no deal” to me.
May 24 is Asparagus Day.
Asparagus doesn’t appeal to me,
And it guts what might be a good meal to me.
Brussels sprouts can be yummy.
With brocc’li I’m chummy.
But asparagus spears are “no deal” to me.
May 24 is Asparagus Day.
Tags: Asparagus Day, Asparagus Humor, Food Humor, Food Verse, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Vegetable Humor
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 2 Comments »
Headline of the Day: “Heavily armed drug cops raid retiree’s garden, seize okra plants.”
If you’re targeting reefer in mass,
Keep in mind: It’s best NOT to harass
Those with innocent crops.
So be well-informed cops.
Learn the dif between okra and grass.
Tags: Drug Enforcement Humor, Drug Laws, Farming Humor, Food Humor, Gardening Humor, Grass, Illegal Drugs, Marijuana, Okra, Vegetable Humor
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Enforcer Madness (Limerick)
Limerick Ode To Kale
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Woe is me! There’s a shortage of kale,”
Bitter health nuts are starting to wail.
Seems there ain’t enough seeds
To meet all their needs.
Tell you what — I’ll my own kale curtail.
Tags: Food Humor, Food Verse, Health Nuts, Kale Humor, Vegans, Vegetable Humor, Vegetarians Humor
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | 1 Comment »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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