Said the man to his lawyer, “That bitch
Of a wife wed me just cuz I’m rich.
She will spend till I’m broke
And she won’t let me toke,
So I think it’s high time for a switch.”
Posts Tagged ‘Legal Humor’
The Complaint (Limerick)
Monday, August 17th, 2026Scrutiny Mutiny? (Limerick)
Saturday, September 27th, 2025Careful scrutiny’s key when you sign
Any contract. Each clause! Ev’ry line!
An attorney’s review
Is essential to do.
You forgo one? Don’t phone me to whine!
The Fray (Limerick)
Saturday, May 18th, 2024Said the coach to the batter, “The fray
That you started ain’t going away:
Remember the gurneys?
Those ‘fans’ got attorneys
Who’ve sued us for batt’ry today.”
The Disgruntled Client (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, April 13th, 2024The defendant (young Teddy) was tense,
For his trial was about to commence.
He had troubles — a pile,
And his lawyer (pal Kyle)
Lost his file and appeared to be dense.
Teddy yelled: “You are fired. The end!
You have driven me over the bend!”
“This is YOUR fault,” said Kyle,
With a slippery smile.
“No one told you to hire a friend!”
The Failed Marriage (2-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, December 27th, 2023A woman was stunned and aghast
On learning her husband’s dark past.
Seems the man had a sheet
That was long and replete
With crimes both severe and half-assed.
So she threw her spouse out on the street
With the help of two lawyers elite.
(For divorce, they were tops!)
No surprise that the cops
Now have murder to add to his sheet.
