Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear
Facebook pal and Limerick-Off regular Peter Metrinko pointed me to this article about a fashion breakthrough — underwear for left-handed men. Needless to say, I felt compelled to celebrate southpaw undies with a limerick:
Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear
By Madeleine Begun Kane
You left-handed men, there’s good news:
Southpaw undies — much handier to use.
When you visit the loo
There’s a bit less to do.
But please don’t the priv’lege abuse.
UPDATE: August 13th is Left Hander’s Day. Enjoy!
Tags: August Holidays, Clothing Poem, Left-handed Underwear, Men's Fashion, Shopping Verse, Southpaws, Undergarments, Underwear Humor
Landed that one at the end nicely!
Me, I prefer to wear Hanes
Undies too tight cause such pains
Fruit of the Loom
Has not enough room
While Hanes handles bumpy terrains.
Thanks, Joe. I had a good time with that one.
I enjoyed your limerick, Peter. Thanks again for that inspirational link. :)
A real breakthrough, beyond any doubt
An invention whose time’s come about
I shall buy some at Sears
Then drink several beers
And give them a good working out
But my life will not be the same
Cuz’ my wife will surely proclaim
“There are no more excuses,
for your bathroom abuses.
Get in there and work on your aim!”
Left-handed scissors? Indeed!
Lefty undies they really do need!
Churches call evil anything on the left
Good, moral southpaws left out and bereft
For those I’ll let my liberal heart bleed.
Fun limericks. And Scott as I mentioned in Facebook, your limerick made me laugh out loud.