Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear

Facebook pal and Limerick-Off regular Peter Metrinko pointed me to this article about a fashion breakthrough — underwear for left-handed men. Needless to say, I felt compelled to celebrate southpaw undies with a limerick:

Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear
By Madeleine Begun Kane

You left-handed men, there’s good news:
Southpaw undies — much handier to use.
When you visit the loo
There’s a bit less to do.
But please don’t the priv’lege abuse.

UPDATE: August 13th is Left Hander’s Day. Enjoy!

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6 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear”

  1. Joe D says:

    Landed that one at the end nicely!

  2. Peter Metrinko says:

    Me, I prefer to wear Hanes
    Undies too tight cause such pains
    Fruit of the Loom
    Has not enough room
    While Hanes handles bumpy terrains.

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks, Joe. I had a good time with that one.

    I enjoyed your limerick, Peter. Thanks again for that inspirational link. :)

  4. scott says:

    A real breakthrough, beyond any doubt
    An invention whose time’s come about
    I shall buy some at Sears
    Then drink several beers
    And give them a good working out

    But my life will not be the same
    Cuz’ my wife will surely proclaim
    “There are no more excuses,
    for your bathroom abuses.
    Get in there and work on your aim!”

  5. Veralynne says:

    Left-handed scissors? Indeed!
    Lefty undies they really do need!
    Churches call evil anything on the left
    Good, moral southpaws left out and bereft
    For those I’ll let my liberal heart bleed.

  6. madkane says:

    Fun limericks. And Scott as I mentioned in Facebook, your limerick made me laugh out loud.