Limerick Teaser

It’s time for another Limerick-Off. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

An attractive but cold-hearted tease…

Here’s mine:

Limerick Teaser
By Madeleine Begun Kane

An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Could manipulate fellows with ease.
She’d always get favors
In all sorts of flavors.
The guys? They got naught but the freeze.

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23 Responses to “Limerick Teaser”

  1. Linkmeister says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Was known to be fresh as the breeze
    But she mostly went home
    And wept, all alone
    For she never could find a main squeeze!

  2. Veralynne says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease…
    Was always completely at ease
    Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth
    …But as her boobs headed south
    She learnsd it’s her turn to say, “Please.”

  3. Veralynne says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease…
    Thought she was quite the bees’ knees
    After a vodka and Squirt
    She’d dance with a flirt
    Then dump him after a peck and a squeeze

  4. Anne says:

    An attractive but cold hearted tease
    One day let out a really big sneeze
    The goo, it did drop
    And made quite a slop
    Her admirers left quickly exclaiming “geeze!”

  5. Donna says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Outshined all the girls in Belize
    But when a gal named Consuelo
    Hit on her fellow
    Now she’s wondering where he’s

  6. Donna says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Had guys chasing her like the fleas
    When a guy named Black Bart
    Upset her cart
    She’s now washing floors on her knees

  7. Vivek Banerjee says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Bedded everyone she net with ease.
    And thus she went on
    Just wouldn’t leave guys alone
    And she ended up with a social disease.

  8. jesse levy says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    brought all the boys to their knees
    But as time likes to fly
    She kissed her looks goodbye
    And now she’s fresh out of He’s

  9. An attractive but cold hearted tease,
    heard impassioned suitors pleas
    to give them a sample
    of bosoms quite ample
    she kept for her girl friend Louise.

  10. An attractive but cold-hearted tease..
    She had a scary disease
    When the word got out
    The men started to shout
    And she no longer had any quickies!

  11. Rethabile says:

    An attractive, cold-hearted tease
    Makes all men get down on their knease.
    If they try to run
    Before she is dun,
    She throws away the goddamn kease.

  12. madkane says:

    Fun limericks! Thanks, and please keep them coming.

  13. scott says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Looked good in her tight-fitting Lee’s
    But I saw her today
    She is haggard and gray
    And fatter than Dom deLuise

  14. Dr. Goose says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Feared a sexually transmitted disease;
    When she said, “Come and see me
    For things warm and steamy,”
    She meant macaroni & cheese.

    – OR –

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Brought many a man to his knees
    But denied the entreaties
    Of all of her sweeties,
    And turned a deaf ear on their pleas.

  15. madkane says:

    More fun limericks! Thanks, and please keep them coming.

  16. Johanna Richmond says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    With a fetish for Vieux Boulogne Cheese,
    Slipped his hand in his pocket
    To fire up his rocket
    But the fumes made the womenfolk wheeze.

  17. Gary Baker says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Wrapped men round her finger with ease.
    And then she met John
    Now her heart’s all but gone
    But his only interest is cheese.

  18. Edmund Weisberg says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Was stoic when I began to wheeze.
    Later at the ER,
    I read her text from a bar,
    Which said, “At least you don’t have a disease.”

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Got me to disrobe with breathtaking ease.
    I was promptly handcuffed,
    Just as soon rebuffed,
    And stripped of my clothes, cash, and car keys.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Due to, um, hard times was raising her fees.
    However far from nice
    She’s still worth the price,
    Though could charge more with a unibrow tweeze.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Is known to frolic in multiple leas.
    She prances sans clothes
    Which is great, I suppose,
    Despite her troubling allergy to bees.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Seduced the French and then the Chinese,
    Into a fierce fight
    Over which team just might
    Be the most creative in cooking with peas.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Might not see the forest for the trees.
    Pandering for votes,
    Lining cash in their coats,
    Politicos gain when they appease.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Was stunned to be beset by fleas.
    To treat the vermin
    He begged his friend Herman,
    Who killed the patient, thus the disease.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Known to most as “Giselle” or “Geez,”
    Had me in her arms
    Poised to dole out her charms,
    Then said, “You stink, let me get the Febreze.”

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    At climax was known to shout “Oh, Geez!”
    Which woke a neighbor
    In the throes of labor,
    Who cried, “I’m sick of your ‘me, me, me’s’!”

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    A touched groupie I’ll call Louise,
    Began a one night stand,
    With three boys from the band,
    Who were tired, but asked for a reprise.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Found it easy to go from squeeze to squeeze.
    But the tables were turned
    When she was spurned
    While trying to bed both Luke and Louise.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Was finally no one but Leigh’s.
    But once two-months hitched
    Leigh was soon ditched,
    Treated like yesterday’s news, dregs, or lees.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Would screw you but not bless a sneeze.
    He is hot and ruthless,
    Destined to be toothless,
    For every chance at dessert he’ll seize.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Stood still at seeing her favored frieze.
    And not only that
    She wore only a hat
    Bringing the throngs to drop to their knees.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Feels compelled to lure all whom he sees,
    Then discard them like trash
    Or a niggling rash,
    Spurring some to take a whack at his knees.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Was content to entice but displease,
    Putting me in a state
    Apt to ululate
    Or resigned to get off watching Drew Brees.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Beckoned me to get on my knees.
    I quickly complied
    But she scoffed, then hied
    To an emergency tryst overseas.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Could cut a rug but also the cheese.
    She denied the latter,
    Despite knowing chatter,
    Blaming others or the easterly breeze.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Said, “You can look but can’t touch these.”
    So I looked and looked,
    While my insides cooked,
    Before entreating, “Just once, pretty please?”

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Whose frightening glare prompted me to freeze,
    Nibbled on my nape,
    Leaving me agape,
    Just as she absconded to Belize.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    Spanked my bottom, then tickled my knees.
    With signals so mixed
    I was wholly transfixed,
    Minding my Ps and Qs, well, just the Ps.

    *

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
    At a café that I think was Burmese,
    Was seeking new lovers
    For romps under covers
    Despite his fetish for swinging from trees.

  19. Swisstoons says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Always seemed so eager to please!
    ‘Course when things got too heavy
    In the back of a Chevy
    She’d slam ‘em together.
    (Her KNEES!)

  20. Steve Vitoff says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Could round up new boyfriends with ease
    She’d just shine up her lips
    And wiggle her hips
    To make the boys turn Japanese

  21. An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Made a living from door-to-door cheese
    Using décolletage
    She sold her fromage
    Blue outfits, along with bleu cheese…

  22. An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    Went to visit the Vietnamese
    She did not enjoy
    Her stop in Hanoi
    “That Hilton was awful! Oh please!”

  23. Ed Boyno says:

    An attractive but cold-hearted tease
    lived a life of incredible ease
    her husband was rich
    she was a bitch
    and she smiled when he died with a wheeze.