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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Got me to disrobe with breathtaking ease.
I was promptly handcuffed,
Just as soon rebuffed,
And stripped of my clothes, cash, and car keys.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
Due to, um, hard times was raising her fees.
However far from nice
She’s still worth the price,
Though could charge more with a unibrow tweeze.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Is known to frolic in multiple leas.
She prances sans clothes
Which is great, I suppose,
Despite her troubling allergy to bees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Seduced the French and then the Chinese,
Into a fierce fight
Over which team just might
Be the most creative in cooking with peas.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Might not see the forest for the trees.
Pandering for votes,
Lining cash in their coats,
Politicos gain when they appease.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Was stunned to be beset by fleas.
To treat the vermin
He begged his friend Herman,
Who killed the patient, thus the disease.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
Known to most as “Giselle” or “Geez,”
Had me in her arms
Poised to dole out her charms,
Then said, “You stink, let me get the Febreze.”

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
At climax was known to shout “Oh, Geez!”
Which woke a neighbor
In the throes of labor,
Who cried, “I’m sick of your ‘me, me, me’s’!”

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
A touched groupie I’ll call Louise,
Began a one night stand,
With three boys from the band,
Who were tired, but asked for a reprise.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
Found it easy to go from squeeze to squeeze.
But the tables were turned
When she was spurned
While trying to bed both Luke and Louise.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Was finally no one but Leigh’s.
But once two-months hitched
Leigh was soon ditched,
Treated like yesterday’s news, dregs, or lees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Would screw you but not bless a sneeze.
He is hot and ruthless,
Destined to be toothless,
For every chance at dessert he’ll seize.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Stood still at seeing her favored frieze.
And not only that
She wore only a hat
Bringing the throngs to drop to their knees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Feels compelled to lure all whom he sees,
Then discard them like trash
Or a niggling rash,
Spurring some to take a whack at his knees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Was content to entice but displease,
Putting me in a state
Apt to ululate
Or resigned to get off watching Drew Brees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Beckoned me to get on my knees.
I quickly complied
But she scoffed, then hied
To an emergency tryst overseas.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Could cut a rug but also the cheese.
She denied the latter,
Despite knowing chatter,
Blaming others or the easterly breeze.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Said, “You can look but can’t touch these.”
So I looked and looked,
While my insides cooked,
Before entreating, “Just once, pretty please?”

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
Whose frightening glare prompted me to freeze,
Nibbled on my nape,
Leaving me agape,
Just as she absconded to Belize.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
Spanked my bottom, then tickled my knees.
With signals so mixed
I was wholly transfixed,
Minding my Ps and Qs, well, just the Ps.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease,
At a café that I think was Burmese,
Was seeking new lovers
For romps under covers
Despite his fetish for swinging from trees.

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An attractive but cold-hearted tease
Brought many a man to his knees
But denied the entreaties
Of all of her sweeties,
And turned a deaf ear on their pleas.