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My Chances Of Watching TV Are Remote

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

This week Big Tent Poetry provides a bunch of word prompts, urging us to use one or more in our poems. I used three of them in my haiku (remote, function, handle) and one in a limerick (remote.)

First, my limerick:

I’m tempted to hide the remote
From my spouse in a closet or coat,
Cuz he flicks ev’ry station
In rapid rotation.
Missing show after show gets my goat.

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And now my haiku:

Dysfunctional spouse
Wields remote ADD-style.
Wife can’t handle it.

A Limerick Affair

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Wedded Bliss Interruptus

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Trippy Limerick

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Frazzled Limerick Limerick Audio

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

Late Limerick Limerick Audio

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Slovenly Limerick

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Pigheaded Limerick

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

Weepy Limerick

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Limerick Affairs

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The Tenor Of Our Anniversary

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Brassy Limerick

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

Romantic Verse

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Just In Time For Mother’s Day…

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Miserly Limerick

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Musical Chairs

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Rehab For Serial Wife-Cheating? Bullox!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Romancing The Stoic (Humor Column)

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Send Us Spring, STAT!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

My New Policy

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010